AMERICAN IDOL FINALE: SURPRISE IT'S PAULA!

 
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Hey, Paula. Paula, Paula, Paula. Last night, during your goodbye speech to Simon Cowell, you showed the world why season 9 of American Idol has been so lacking. Why the series this season hasn’t boasted the same spark and awe of years past. Simply, it’s because your mere absence has sucked the joy out of the entire show.
And if you think I’m joking, you’d be wrong. I have been yearning for Paula’s infectious presence all season long — Idol is not Idol without a good dose of battiness. So what better way to celebrate her appearance on the show last night than to revive The Poetry of Paula Abdul one last time? After the jump, read Paula’s final Idol-centric poetic masterpiece, which she performed on last night’s finale. Really, it’s like reading Walt Whitman reincarnated!

(Source: Entertainment Weekly)

WELCOME TO THE NEW CRIB

Carrie Bradshaw eat your heart out! It may not be Manhattan, but it's Beverly Hills baby! Here is my new piece of heaven in the 90210 and guess who lives a block away from me? American Idol's own Simon Cowell! I love this place, all hardwood floors and crown-molding, the walls were artistically painted for me. Perfect place for me to call home, . . .welcome to my new crib!

1/2 of my living room

The other half!

The cute kitchen where I will store my sweaters in my stove, just kidding! Where I will be making my yummy dinners for my dinner parties!

Loooonnnggg hallway!

My retro bathroom, how cool, right?

Where all the magic will go down, . . .I can't wait for you all to see! I am talking about the magic in my interior design, what were you thinking??